When our studio manager, Katrina, mentioned that she had signed up for 30 days of bikram yoga, I didn’t think too much of it. 9 days into her 30 day challenge Katrina posted about the benefits of this style of yoga, and I gained a little perspective and education. Inspired by the idea of issuing challenges, Katrina managed to convince Justin, our inspirational leader, that upon her completion of the 30 days Justin would be required to attend one session at his own expense. As Katrina quietly chipped away at the number of days remaining on her self imposed contract with a sanctioned form of human misery, discussions began about providing Justin with some backup in the yoga class. Naturally, I was selected.
My next goal is to get the whole office to attend a class as well
– Katrina
It was at this point that I saw an opportunity. As Katrina would the ambassador by which Justin and I were introduced into the world of bikram yoga, I wondered if there was any way that I could maximize both our experience and Katrina’s embarrassment for having brought us. Hit by a sudden unavoidable bolt of genius, one word came to mind: Speedo. Normally, I wouldn’t wear a speedo. (And by the term “wouldn’t”, I of course mean that I do every chance I get.) Upon Katrina’s successful completion of her 30 day program, I was granted that opportunity.
Yeah I should have known something like this was going to happen….. – Katrina
At the end of our work day on Wednesday, November 4th, Justin and I drove to our destination above a local Walgreens where the yoga class is held. While Justin was dressed in standard gym clothing, my plan was veiled in a set of 1974 Michigan blue and maize tear-away pants. Walking into the studio there is a noticeable change in temperature, and people draped in towels and sweatshirts recovering from or getting ready for their bikram yoga session. We signed in and Katrina began explaining the standard procedure for the class, while we looked through a plexiglass wall at one of the sessions already in progress. After a couple minutes, we headed into our classroom to assume what I now know as “the corpse position”, to begin our pre-yoga relaxation while laying in at 105 degree room. At this point, I quietly removed the tear-away pants as students began to fill the classroom and Justin laid next to me trying not to laugh out loud and maintain focus on the relaxation technique.
Once given the command, everyone stood up to receive instruction from the teacher and cue Katrina’s embarrassment. Now, I would rarely say this, but catching a glimpse of myself in the mirrors surrounding the studio; I looked good. I mean, really good. Having begun to sweat a little already from the temperature inside the room, I noticed that the blue speedo and the blue long-sleve running shirt had become the same color, so I appeared to be wearing a leotard, reminiscent of the Beyonce “Single Ladies” music video. To begin the embarrassment, each of the new comers were introduced to the class and it was mentioned that Katrina had brought us to the class. At the conclusion of the introductions, we began the Yoga.
I was rather startled looking in the mirror and seeing what going on behind me and seeing Kellen’s outfit. – Katrina
Credit to Katrina for completing the 30 day challenge, because it is no joke. Bending, balancing, and concentrating we churned through position after position, until we moved from the standing positions to the seated and laying positions. Each position challenged a different set of muscles and as the class continued, mental concentration became more and more important, which is difficult to do when you’re wearing a speedo. Dripping sweat, and only drinking water when instructed, the session seemed to last longer than an hour, but in the end it was worth it, if only to honor our friend’s accomplishment.
Well it was longer then an hour… class is 90 mins. But I was super proud of you and Justin for making it through the class. You guys definitely made an impression on the rest of the class
– Katrina